Sesquipedalianisms
Received Fall 1987. Date written unknown. By Professor Thomas Hon @ Northside High School, Fort Smith, AR.
In promulgating your esoteric cogitations
or articulating your superficial sentimentalities
and amicable or psychological observations,
beware of platitudinous ponderosity.
Let your conversational communications possess
a clarified conciseness, a compact comprehensibleness,
a coalescent consistency, and a concatenated cogency.
Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity,
jejune babblement, and asinine affectations.
Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity,
pompous prolixity, psittaceous vacuity, ventriloquial verbosity,
and vaniloqu
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