You know your a teacher when...
You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summers free."
You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.
When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you don't know and correct their behavior.
You've heard your profession slammed by someone who would never dream of doing your job.
You get annoyed when politicians speak about education, because you know they wouldn't last 5 minutes in a classroom.
Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question "Why is this kid lik