Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
~ Calvin & Hobbes
I like cookies.
Me: *shudder* I have to take Buckley's cough syrup. It tastes like demon.
Karyn: I know. It tastes like Ektron would taste if you could taste Ektron.
Except Ektron tastes awful and it doesn't work.