I could probably fill this with loads of text describing myself, which is no doubt what it was intended for. However, if I were to be completely truthful, I would have to point out that there is no good reason to believe anything I write here, so why should I go to the bother of writing it?
On the other hand, if I was being completely truthful, then there is every reason to believe anything I write, and then I wouldn't have to tell anyone reading it not to believe me.
But if you were reading this, how would you know whether I was just being completely truthful, or lying through my teeth? Heck, if I told you to believe me, then that would be just as bad, because if I were a liar, I cou