At Whole Foods, whilst deciding between HUGE disgusting pumpkin in a can and tiny equally disgusting pumpkin in a can, I was interrupted by the shelf-stocker. After I politely rejected his suggestion of making pumpkin spice cake from a box ("you just add water"), he said:
"You're from the Midwest, aren't you...? Yah, you are... curly hair, big brown eyes, cute as a button, know how to make pumpkin pie and apple pie and all the good stuff... Ma-aan, girls from the coast... only know how to make pasta."
... And that about sums it up.
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