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Doin' It Rong
A micro-talk about pedantry
by Nate Abele (@nateabele).
 Depreciation
  noun
    - a reduction in the value of an asset with
    the passage of time, due in particular to
    wear and tear.
    - decrease in the value of a currency
    relative to other currencies : depreciation
    leads to losses for nondollar-based investors |
    a currency depreciation.
 Deprecation
  noun
    - to express earnest disapproval of.
    - to urge reasons against; protest against
    (a scheme, purpose, etc.).
    - Archaic: to pray for deliverance from.
 Tenant
  noun
   a person who occupies land or property
   rented from a landlord.
 Tenet
  noun
   a principle or belief, esp. one of the main
   principles of a religion or philosophy : the
   tenets of classical liberalism.
Dont reinvent the f**king wheel;
Use SPL (Im looking at you, people
 who write directory iterators).
               - Elizabeth Marie Smith
For all intensive purposes
   Srsly, WTF?
   Do your purposes concentrate on a single
    subject?
   Are your purposes compressed into a
    short amount of time??
   Are you trying to give your purposes a lot
    of force or emphasis?!?
Intents, its f**king intents
  Intents

   And

   Purposes
               like camping!
F**king enunciate!
 i.e. say or pronounce clearly
 Alternate
  verb
    occur in turn repeatedly
  like zebra-striping table rows
 Alternative
  adjective
    occur in turn repeatedly
  Synonymous with the other alternate
    (confusing!)
  But not that confusing, so f**king get it
    right!
  For example, an alternate route.
While were on the topic of routes...
Its route, not root.


  I dont care if youre Canadian.
Roots are the things at the
 bottoms of trees, and at
the top of your directory
        structure.
Corollary: unlike root, a rut
 is what you get stuck in.
 Accept
  verb
   consent to receive (a thing offered) : he
   accepted a pen as a present.
 Except
  preposition
    not including; other than : naked except for
    my socks | they work every day except
    Sunday.
Perl
Need I f**king say more?
 Morale
  noun
   the con鍖dence, enthusiasm, and discipline
   of a person or group at a particular
   time : their morale was high.
 Moral
  adjective
    concerned with the principles of right
    and wrong behavior and the goodness or
    badness of human character
 Principle
  noun
    a fundamental truth or proposition that
    serves as the foundation for a system of
    belief or behavior or for a chain of
    reasoning : the basic principles of
    Christianity.
 Principal
  adjective
    鍖rst in order of importance; main : the
    country's principal cities.
Ajax is not s**t moving around on the screen.
S**t moving around on the screen is DHTML.
                                  - Ed Finkler
Irregardless
Irregardless is not a f**king word!
See the red dots/squiggles that
appear under it when you type?

   Thats not for no reason.
Maybe youre thinking of
    irrespective?
Go thou and sin no more. *
                      - Jesus



* Approximate translation from the original Aramaic.

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Doin' It Rong

  • 2. A micro-talk about pedantry by Nate Abele (@nateabele).
  • 3. Depreciation noun - a reduction in the value of an asset with the passage of time, due in particular to wear and tear. - decrease in the value of a currency relative to other currencies : depreciation leads to losses for nondollar-based investors | a currency depreciation.
  • 4. Deprecation noun - to express earnest disapproval of. - to urge reasons against; protest against (a scheme, purpose, etc.). - Archaic: to pray for deliverance from.
  • 5. Tenant noun a person who occupies land or property rented from a landlord.
  • 6. Tenet noun a principle or belief, esp. one of the main principles of a religion or philosophy : the tenets of classical liberalism.
  • 7. Dont reinvent the f**king wheel; Use SPL (Im looking at you, people who write directory iterators). - Elizabeth Marie Smith
  • 8. For all intensive purposes Srsly, WTF? Do your purposes concentrate on a single subject? Are your purposes compressed into a short amount of time?? Are you trying to give your purposes a lot of force or emphasis?!?
  • 9. Intents, its f**king intents Intents And Purposes like camping!
  • 10. F**king enunciate! i.e. say or pronounce clearly
  • 11. Alternate verb occur in turn repeatedly like zebra-striping table rows
  • 12. Alternative adjective occur in turn repeatedly Synonymous with the other alternate (confusing!) But not that confusing, so f**king get it right! For example, an alternate route.
  • 13. While were on the topic of routes...
  • 14. Its route, not root. I dont care if youre Canadian.
  • 15. Roots are the things at the bottoms of trees, and at the top of your directory structure.
  • 16. Corollary: unlike root, a rut is what you get stuck in.
  • 17. Accept verb consent to receive (a thing offered) : he accepted a pen as a present.
  • 18. Except preposition not including; other than : naked except for my socks | they work every day except Sunday.
  • 19. Perl
  • 20. Need I f**king say more?
  • 21. Morale noun the con鍖dence, enthusiasm, and discipline of a person or group at a particular time : their morale was high.
  • 22. Moral adjective concerned with the principles of right and wrong behavior and the goodness or badness of human character
  • 23. Principle noun a fundamental truth or proposition that serves as the foundation for a system of belief or behavior or for a chain of reasoning : the basic principles of Christianity.
  • 24. Principal adjective 鍖rst in order of importance; main : the country's principal cities.
  • 25. Ajax is not s**t moving around on the screen. S**t moving around on the screen is DHTML. - Ed Finkler
  • 27. Irregardless is not a f**king word!
  • 28. See the red dots/squiggles that appear under it when you type? Thats not for no reason.
  • 29. Maybe youre thinking of irrespective?
  • 30. Go thou and sin no more. * - Jesus * Approximate translation from the original Aramaic.