You are bidding on item 777666. Healthy male specimen, age 20, slight cerebral defect. History of near-death experiences (to users). Otherwise in near-mint condition. Limited edition (1 of only 5 ever made!) humanoid will fulfil your every unnecessary need and more (or less)! Translates Arabic, French and Russian with a guaranteed 1% accuracy... on a good day. BONUS - translates Mandarin to Greek unaided! Makes authentically guttaral sounds when provoked! (press 'Try Me' button for demonstration) Listen to him sing, chatter and quote classics (badly) in the same endearing growl. Show him off to your friends and amaze them with his (inexistent) wit, then lose them all. Comes with four interch
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