You know im not like the other kids, im weird and my pants are too tight
I'm a dance professor, ive got a PHD doing record breaking booty shaking dance routines
Im like santa..on prozac..at
disneyland..gettin laid...dont say i didnt warn you if i get overexcited and bite
Me and my best friend are ninjas and we're fucking hilarious, why we're not comedians and globally appreciated yet is beyond me
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