I don’t smoke simply because it will stain my perfect white teeth. I don’t drink because my job needs me to be sober all the time. I don’t eat pork because I hate the smell. I don’t read translated books because my English is more than sufficient to comprehend the original version. Other than that, translated books are lame and untrustable. I watch a lot of Korean dramas and TV shows because they balance my life like yin and yang. I watched pirated DVDs and I do think that people who claim themselves to never watch pirated movies are a bunch of hypocrites. I eat Padang food. I don’t eat clams and molluscs. I don’t use unknown brand for my shirts. I think highly of intelligent and