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Los Angeles, California
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Infinitum Nihil
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Born at the same soundstage in 1972 where they faked the moon landings, Norman Todd was quickly snatched from his surrogate mother's arms by Secret Service agents and whisked off to the maternal care of Sandoz Laboratories in Switzerland.
It was here, under the watchful eye of a young Stephen Hawking, that Norman began his life. Having turned down an offer by the Tibetan religious elite for Norman to be the next Dalai Lama, Dr. Hawking moved him to a mountain retreat in Austria for extensive training. Home-taught by a corps of celebrities, philosophers and British Airways stewardesses, Norman was finger painting in Cubism by four, fluent in Swahili by six, and Timothy Leary's perso
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