I am a complex character of with many varied dimensions. For example I like babies, yet feel compelled to push knitting needles into pregnant women; I'm scared of going blind, but constantly challenge myself to stare at the sun for hours on end; I like elderly people but am repulsed by the smell of shit and cat food.
Like I said, complex and interesting.
My mum told me that when I was made, they threw away the mould - unfortunately, it seems to be growing back.
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