"Are you kidding me? We can solve this problem with a flask."
-Roger Sterling
"I'm going to become wonderful."
-Liz Lemon
"Do not test my politeness."
-Andy Bernard
"Y siento that mi espanol es fucking terrible."
-Chris Martin
"Listen, when you get home tonight you're going to be confronted by the instinct to drink alone. Trust that instinct. Manage the pain. Don't try to be a hero."
- Toby Ziegler
"I'm going to make myself a drink and weep."
- Matt Albie
"These rustics are so inept."
- Gen. Charles Cornwallis
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