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Five areas of my life

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Ois鱈n Gallagher
Ois鱈n Gallagher

The document lists and describes 5 games that could provide entertainment for someone with a lot of free time: 1. "Race The Fridge Light" - A game of trying to open and close the fridge door fast enough to turn the light off. 2. "Counting Sheep" - A drinking game where friends guess the number of sheep in a field and the soberest counts to verify. 3. "Step On A Crack, Break Yo Mamas Back" - A childhood game of carefully stepping only on the cracks in sidewalks. 4. "Change The Words on The Cafeteria Menu" - A juvenile game of erasing letters on the cafeteria menu to

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Five Areas of My Life That Could Be* a Game By: A Very Sad Man with a lot of free time * Correction They all still are
Race The Fridge Light
Rules After putting your sandwich ingredients back in the fridge, you notice and challenge this unforgiving enemy. You must try and close and/or open the door quick/slow enough to see the light go off. Beware This game can sometimes go on for hours and ruin all food in the fridge
If You Win You gain the ultimate prize of being able to sleep soundly at night You and your fridge can continue your mutual relationship with no underlying hatred Your snack tastes so much better with a side of victory! (Turning off the light at the switch does not count and you are only lying to yourself and should be ashamed)
L I T E R A L L Y . Counting Sheep
Rules If youre walking with a group of friends (preferably quite wasted) and trying to pass the time, make each person guess the amount of sheep in a field The most sober person then counts the actual amount Whoever is the furthest from the actual amount must then capture a sheep and take a photo with it
Five areas of my life
Step On A Crack, Break Yo Mamas Back
Rules When youre walking along and notice these squares, its like a universal law to keep within the squares If you step outside the squares, you apparently break your mothers back But obviously more importantly, you feel like youve let yourself down
WARNING! DO NOT PLAY IF YOU HAVE ACCESSIVE OCD
I M M A T U R I T Y I S A N E C E S S I T Y Change The Words on The Cafeteria Menu
Rules Whilst reading a menu which is written on a board, find funny words which can be made if you rub out certain letters Even the most immature words are a lot funnier when you see you have the option to buy poo instead of potatoes The person who makes the most first year boys in the school cafeteria wins
Tips Dont rub out the same words that are up every day or you could risk looking like a douche Be creative, use two words to make one funny word and rub out parts of letters to look like other letters Examples: Jambon Tampon Main Menu Anal Gravy - Gay
T H E M A N L I E S T O F A L L L I F E S G A M E S Two Runs? Pfft
Rules After a hard day of sighing and complaining whilst out shopping with your other half, you inevitabely have to bring in the shopping You can NOT take more than one run to carry them all or you do not deserve testicles. Once you have completed this task you can now stroke your beard in manly delight
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Five areas of my life

  • 1. Five Areas of My Life That Could Be* a Game By: A Very Sad Man with a lot of free time * Correction They all still are
  • 3. Rules After putting your sandwich ingredients back in the fridge, you notice and challenge this unforgiving enemy. You must try and close and/or open the door quick/slow enough to see the light go off. Beware This game can sometimes go on for hours and ruin all food in the fridge
  • 4. If You Win You gain the ultimate prize of being able to sleep soundly at night You and your fridge can continue your mutual relationship with no underlying hatred Your snack tastes so much better with a side of victory! (Turning off the light at the switch does not count and you are only lying to yourself and should be ashamed)
  • 5. L I T E R A L L Y . Counting Sheep
  • 6. Rules If youre walking with a group of friends (preferably quite wasted) and trying to pass the time, make each person guess the amount of sheep in a field The most sober person then counts the actual amount Whoever is the furthest from the actual amount must then capture a sheep and take a photo with it
  • 8. Step On A Crack, Break Yo Mamas Back
  • 9. Rules When youre walking along and notice these squares, its like a universal law to keep within the squares If you step outside the squares, you apparently break your mothers back But obviously more importantly, you feel like youve let yourself down
  • 10. WARNING! DO NOT PLAY IF YOU HAVE ACCESSIVE OCD
  • 11. I M M A T U R I T Y I S A N E C E S S I T Y Change The Words on The Cafeteria Menu
  • 12. Rules Whilst reading a menu which is written on a board, find funny words which can be made if you rub out certain letters Even the most immature words are a lot funnier when you see you have the option to buy poo instead of potatoes The person who makes the most first year boys in the school cafeteria wins
  • 13. Tips Dont rub out the same words that are up every day or you could risk looking like a douche Be creative, use two words to make one funny word and rub out parts of letters to look like other letters Examples: Jambon Tampon Main Menu Anal Gravy - Gay
  • 14. T H E M A N L I E S T O F A L L L I F E S G A M E S Two Runs? Pfft
  • 15. Rules After a hard day of sighing and complaining whilst out shopping with your other half, you inevitabely have to bring in the shopping You can NOT take more than one run to carry them all or you do not deserve testicles. Once you have completed this task you can now stroke your beard in manly delight