"Olsen Ebright" was born to a Hasidic Jewish family in the South Bronx during the Summer of Sam. His pale blonde locks and fair complexion made him a bit of an outsider in the rough and tumble streets, not to mention among his dark and bushy haired kin. He whiled away his days playing hooky and shooting dice on the stoop with the local bully Sid. After four long years of living with his birth family, he decided that a change of scenery was in order. He found himself a stick, tied his best checkered hanky to the end, and began crawling westward. He zig-zagged about the country for a time, doing good deeds and solving capers with the help of his imaginary friend Cowboy Dan, until he happened u