Outstanding.
Hello, my name is Peto. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.
I look like the byproduct of an orgy involving Drew Carey, Jack Osborne and the fat kid from Hey Dad.
Conversely, Captain Morgan was a pirate dude, he used to jack motherfuckers and act real rude. As a real life person he wasn't much fun but he sure made a good ass bottle of rum.
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