I am 1/4 Ukranian and 1/4 Spanish (ie Mediterranean good looks coupled with Eastern European durability and power, all topped off with the unique English ability to wait in long queues without getting pissed off)
I hate having my photo taken.
I am left footed and right handed.
I am the world's tallest midget.
I recently graduated from the Paul Scholes Tackling Academy and have made a name for myself as a 'solid' (ie gimme the ball or I break your legs) striker for 'The Bodysnatchers'.
I am awesome.
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