Domicile Administrator, Head Chef at Casa de Cowtown, Starving Artist
About
The best compliment I ever received was being told I could be the bizarre love-child of Katharine Hepburn and Madeline Khan.
I'm ridiculously passionate about food and dancing. I'm at my best when I'm around little kids. I want to spend my mornings in carpenter pants, playing with power tools, and spend my evenings in a gown and satin gloves. I enjoy comic books, Disneyland, whiskey, and a good cigar. My jokes are blue more often than not. I can be unnervingly blunt, but that's probably because I love you and want to help so damn much.
Before I die, I want to:
Walk on the field at Fenway
Publish a book
Host a dinner party for 20+ people
Travel the Middle East
Meet Joss Whedon
Win a Gear
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