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You Know You're A Filipino If... You're related to everyone Your middle name is your mother's maiden name. You have uncles and aunts named Boy, Girlie, or Baby. You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables, such as Jun-Jun, Ling-Ling, and Mon-Mon. You can't build a house unless you first bury religious medals and money at the site. You decorate your living room wall with your family's framed diplomas and certificates and plaques. You decorate your dining room wall with a giant wooden spoon and fork and a picture of the Last Supper. You keep your furnitures wrapped in plastic. You use Vicks Vapor Rub as an insect repellant. Your skin is a perpetual tan that makes it resis