In the beginning there was darkness and bad smell. Then God whipped out his room freshner can and did a hasty job with it.
Then he clapped and got himself a girlfriend. They made out and there was light. Then they created land to sit on and sky to look at and sigh.
They made the sun and the moon and the stars and threw in the galaxies just for the heck of it (it will be fun to see them try and figure out those, said God to Mrs God).
Then they had kids and the kids ruined all of it. Eventually, God was frustrated and killed the children. Some however, ran away.
Mrs God, in her sadness, created the forests and animals. Then she merged into them and started calling herself nature.
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