I feel like I've lived at least 4 lifetimes thus far. I'm really looking forward to the 5th!
I purposely misrepresent myself. I'm a bad speeller. I like to make obscure Pop culture references. I spend most of my time ambush listening in order to find the underlying pun. I enjoy academia, but I can't stand people who try too hard to seem intelligent. I'm probably the only person in a 100 square mile radius of Paducah, KY, that can read Humanistic Latin. I probably joke around too much. My mouth is about 3 seconds behind my brain, thus the apparent speech impediment.
Still the best thing I've ever written:
Personal Prayer
Let me deny all that destroys,
those things which crippl
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