I never liked this page. So I've removed everything and intend to rewrite it when I have time. If you don't like it, please accept my apologies and get over it. I'm a busy person, and I know my personal information is extremely desirable to complete strangers over the internet, so I truly am sorry for depriving the masses of my glorious details until I have some spare time to puke up some more prose. :-)
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