狠狠撸

Mangalore

I hate the way ppl usualy ask these quests in obvious situatns. 1.At movies: hey! Wt r u doin here? Me:I sell tickets in black here. Dnt u kno? 2.In bus:A heavy weighd uncle steps on my feet: Sory did dat hurt? Me:No nt at ol. m on local anesthesia. y don u try agn? 3.Wn i gt woken up at midnyt by a cal: sory! Were u sleepin? Me:Na re! I ws doin research on whethr zulus in africa mary or nt. U thot i wz sleepin,u stupid fool? 4.Wn dey c me wid shortr hair: hey Hav u had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs sheddin.! 5.Wn sm1 cal on landline n asks wher r u? Me:M in market wid telephon around my neck! I'm the loony bad guy............. & I don't care wat u think abt