Hellen Keller's favorite color is Rahul.
If Rahul wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
Rahul's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
If tapped, a Rahul roundhouse kick could power a county of Australia for 44 minutes.
When you say "no one's perfect", Rahul takes this as a personal insult.
Most boots are made for walkin'. Rahul's boots ain't that merciful.
Rahul once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Rahul won by 5.
If you're driving down the road and you think Rahul just cut you off, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around.
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