I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat'.
You probably saw our posters.
I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.
I have a nice personality, but not for a human being.i' m so ugly, when i go into the bank they turn off the surveillance cameras. i love to dress like an unmade bed.
I have the body of a god. Buddha.
I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bull$hit.
I don't really give a fuck what the general public think.
like yesterday,my girlfriend said to me in bed 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a b
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