Joder
I'm a bit deranged. I dance like a lunatic. I luuuuuurve sour cream and chive crisps. I'm horrendous at texting folk back. I don't do it on purpose, I'm just pretty scatterbrained. Irn bru is the drink of the gods and a fantastic hangover cure. Don't phone me during the formula 1...I will kill you. My mum has handed down her legacy of attracting the nutter on the bus. Joy. I really like cheese. Sheep are ace. Moomins petrify me. I have been inducted into the Dutch way of life ie mental.
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