"Some people call me the space cowboy, some people call me the gangster of love, some people call me Maurice, cause I speak of the pompitous of love... I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker, I sure don't want to hurt no one"
"Choose your friends for their good looks, your acquaintances for their personalities and your enemies for their intellect. A person can never be too careful in their choice of enemies."