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Wilmington, North Carolina
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PADI Scuba Diving Instructor
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How To Fail Your Scuba Open Water Test?
a. Tell your instructor you will race him to the surface.
b. Lie face down and motionless while holding your breath.
c. Loudly proclaim that safety stops are for "wossies".
d. Show up with a set of tables based on your own algorithm "that's WAY better".
e. Spit in your wetsuit and pee in your mask.
f. Ask your instructor, which fin goes on which foot.
g. Tell your instructor there is no way you can lift a cylinder with 3000 pounds of air in it.
h. When asked for your dive plan, you hand over a bundle of travel brochures.
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