I am a dreamer, a thinker and a speculative philosopher, or as my younger sister would have it, an idiot.
More specifically, I am a heterotrophic ape-descendant multicellular organism. I belong taxonomically to the genus Homo sapiens in the Homo genus of bipedal primates in Hominidae, the great ape family
but strange as it may seem, i do not resemble an ape.
Which probably means that the creationists might not be wrong after all!!