Todo lo que tenÃa que ser ya fue.
Definitively, you have to be kidding me. But, as usual, grammar and philology might help us: Román, from latin adjective "Romanus", meaning just "Roman", and Facundo, from latin adjective "facundus", meaning "eloquent". As snob as it sounds, these are the only things "about me" that could be said without embarrasment.