狠狠撸

New York, New York

Volunteer Marathoner

I'd like to meet... People in pursuit, pets to be patted, children to chide, ladies laughing, and ginger gentlemen. Mothers maintaining, fathers forthcoming, sisters sassing, brothers bothering, and civil siblings; aunts antagonizing, uncles unconcerned, grannies gabbing, grandpas guffawing, cousins cussing, daughters dressed to kill, sons sitting still and families familiarizing their wills. Purring pussy cats and guano bombing bats, dark barking dogs and fat fucking frogs, the famed Lion who tamed his jungle (How can a savannah cat manage a jungle?), an elephant who's actually scared of a mouse, a chicken who can't fly but still doesn't grouse. The Gingerbread Man running as fast as he ca