ummm i don take baths. my mom doesnt let me play with my dog anymore because one day i got curious and ended up with pooty poop all over my mouth. im very friendly. hmm...what else. oh im very funny. one day my toothbrush fell in the toilet once and i thought it would taste like lemonade. to my suprise it didnt. um i love grass. yum. bbq grass, fried grass, grass on a cab, grass casserole, boiled grass, smothered grass you name it i love grass. and thats about it about me.
i have some anger management issue. One day there's this guy, who bragged alot about how his mustache is way cooler than tom selleck. It's kinda pissed me off, so i kidnapped his pets, mutilated it, then i mail it to his