Bless me father, for I have sinned. these are my greatest sins to date:
*Just found two more reasons to become an alcoholic. Better writing and essential tremor treatment.
*Every once in a while I am a raving, irrational dog. I am aware of what I am doing while I am doing it, but am helpless to stop. Sorry in advance.
*I play air guitar. Badly. I also massacre Air drums and air piano.
*Extreme Home Makeover chokes me up.
*I am deathly afraid of maggots, possums, whales and heights.
* I can whistle... Don't even ask, unless you want to be spat on.
* I am a chronic puddle jumper. Do not walk with me in the rain.
*I have cousins who can create potholes (fatty).
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