狠狠撸

I am living large and taking charge ;) I get ignored so much that my nickname should be Terms And Conditions. Love me, hate me - either way you're thinking of me! If time is money I am running out of time. I'd rather eat chocloate than worry about if I have a thigh gap! WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it! I'm so HOT - I make fire! My daily routine: Get up. Be awesome. Go back to bed. I can count the amount of boyfriends I've had on one hand. If I use a calculator. When I get lonely I set my phone's alarm to go off every 15 minutes and imagine people are texting me. Perhaps I could be of assistance? After all, I happen to be awesome. I have a disease called AWESOME. Kiss me