OBJECTIVE:
To make plenty of money by securing a full-time job at a firm where my proven strengths in impressing (read ing) the CEO鈥檚 daughter will prevent my boss from firing me even when I don鈥檛 show up for months.
DESIRED POSITION:
Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available.
SEX:
Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
EDUCATION:
Yes.
POSITION HELD:
Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY:
Less than I'm worth.
PREFERRED HOURS OF WORKING:
1:30 - 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.
CLASSROOM SKILLS:
鈥� Have the unique ability to make cat-calls with my mouth shut. Never been caught even when the teacher was
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