狠狠撸

Calcutta, India

Owner

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. I need someone really bad. Are you really bad? I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sur