Just because a guy coats himself in Vaseline, slides down the slide onto the trampoline, bounces over to a rope, drops onto a swing, hurls himself through the air onto a long sheet of wet plastic and slides thirty feet into a trash bag filled with bubble-wrap does NOT mean he's hyperactive!!!
I took this from the comic strip "Baby Blues" because my mom told me it reminded her of me....couldn't say why though. LOL