"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats." - Mark Twain
"Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead." - Unknown
"When a fellow has a home and a dear, little, red-haired wife in it what more need he ask of life?" - Gilbert in Anne's House of Dreams
'According to the wire, you are resting well and are being taken care of by a nurse. I hope she is beautiful and that she has red hair. I don't know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair. Red hair makes a man want to recover his health quickly, so that he can get on his feet and get the nurse off hers.' - Groucho Marx, in a letter to his son
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