YOU WILL ATLEAST TAKE 7 MINS TO READ MY PROFILE! a min of which vl b wasted in reading my name )
*I cum fully BOX PACKED wid lyf tym supply of LUV LUCK n LAFTER(u may hav to RECHARGE MY voucher once in a while)
*I come with LYF TYM WARRANTY against all defects*(*except MISHANDLING n IGNORING)
*I am all WEATHER PROOF n NATURAL ELEMENT tested(so vry lil chance of PHYSICAL damage)
*I come in only one MAKE,VARIANT,SIZE,SHAPE,COLOUR(although i do CHANGE my STYLE quite frequently n i can SHED clothes if REQUIRED )
*I have a PROCESSOR whose speed is directly proportional to the processor speed of my USER (SLOW ppl stay AWAY)
*TRY n TRY again u wont FIND another ME
*I cum wid NO INSTRUCTION MANUA
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