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I think this poem..written by one of my best friends (love you Vannium) sums me up...well most of it! I have a friend called Charlie Bing, Her name is the same as a cock ring, She likes to joke, she likes to laugh, she always likes to waff her faff. At school is where her time is spent, And tries to teach young kids some sense. But her kids are little shits, they try to touch her ass and tits. She wishes they would leave her alone, but instead they knick her phone. They always pull some fucking stunt, she wants to kick them in the cunt. Buts shes not always in that place, I sometimes see her off her face, When everyone she tries to kiss, She tells them to chow down on