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10 Humorous Quotes About Time Management

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This document contains 10 humorous quotes about time management. The quotes discuss various topics around time such as deadlines, modern views of time, time equating to money, the importance of recreation and rest, turning sayings like "time and tide wait for no man" around, converting time into money, keeping working steadily like a clock, procrastinating, slowing down, and being in control of your time. The quotes are attributed to authors, thinkers and comedians such as Douglas Adams, Erich Fromm, Frank Dane, John Wanamaker, Mark Twain, Michael Faraday, Sam Levenson, Mahatma Gandhi and Michael Altshuler.

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10 Humorous Quotes about Time Management
Deadlines I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they pass ~ Douglas Adams, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Oh! the Irony Modern man thinks he loses time when he does not do things quickly. Yet he does not know what to do with the time he gains -- except kill it. ~ Erich Fromm
Time = $$ Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial ~Frank Dane
R & R is a must! People who cannot find time for recreation are obliged sooner or later, to find time for illness ~John Wanamaker
Lets turn it around Time and tide wait for no man. A pompous and self-satisfied proverb, and was true for a billion years; but in our day of electric wires and water- ballast we turn it around: Man waits not for time nor tide ~ Mark Twain
Need for greed I can at any moment convert my time into money, but I do not require more of the latter than is sufficient for necessary purposes. ~ Michael Faraday
Follow the Clock Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going ~ Sam Levenson
If tomorrow never comes I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow! ~ Sam Levenson
Take it slow There is more to life than increasing its speed. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
Youre in control! The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot. ~ Michael Altshuler

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10 Humorous Quotes About Time Management

  • 1. 10 Humorous Quotes about Time Management
  • 2. Deadlines I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they pass ~ Douglas Adams, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
  • 3. Oh! the Irony Modern man thinks he loses time when he does not do things quickly. Yet he does not know what to do with the time he gains -- except kill it. ~ Erich Fromm
  • 4. Time = $$ Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial ~Frank Dane
  • 5. R & R is a must! People who cannot find time for recreation are obliged sooner or later, to find time for illness ~John Wanamaker
  • 6. Lets turn it around Time and tide wait for no man. A pompous and self-satisfied proverb, and was true for a billion years; but in our day of electric wires and water- ballast we turn it around: Man waits not for time nor tide ~ Mark Twain
  • 7. Need for greed I can at any moment convert my time into money, but I do not require more of the latter than is sufficient for necessary purposes. ~ Michael Faraday
  • 8. Follow the Clock Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going ~ Sam Levenson
  • 9. If tomorrow never comes I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow! ~ Sam Levenson
  • 10. Take it slow There is more to life than increasing its speed. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
  • 11. Youre in control! The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot. ~ Michael Altshuler