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13 Ways to Spook Your Audience

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Natasha Arvinte-Hickey

The document provides 13 tips for giving a terrible presentation, suggesting behaviors to avoid such as overusing text and data without images, wearing inappropriate costumes, excessive and distracting movements, not preparing in advance, and not seeking help from a presentation coach. The tips are intended to scare the audience rather than engage or inform them.

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1. Hell • Make sure to have LOTS of text on your slides, in different fonts, colors and sizes! • About 99.9999% of content should be stats and heavy data! • Don’t use any pictures either, only plain boring text!!! www.educecommunications.com
2. Costume Your costume must be Super uncomfortable, and the most inappropriate for the audience and the for subject matter of your presentation! www.educecommunications.com
3. Breather Your breathing should be very heavy and loud, or short and fast, like running a marathon www.educecommunications.com
4. Man Use LOTS of unnecessary Props and hide behind them! www.educecommunications.com
5. Clown Try HARD to be FUNNY! Say joke after joke and if your audience doesn’t laugh, laugh out loud yourself! www.educecommunications.com
6. Baller Don’t change your leering gaze from one person to another in your audience, just find ONE victim and stare at them for the entire presentation! www.educecommunications.com
7. Movements Walk about on the stage without any purpose! More random and distracting the movements, the better! www.educecommunications.com
8. Skeleton Be as stiff as possible when speaking! If you’re not a Zombie mover, stand still and stiff! www.educecommunications.com
9. Hands Under no circumstance use your hands! Just clasp them tightly together behind your back or frontal “fig leaf” area! www.educecommunications.com
10. Head To smile when presenting in public is good, but don’t over- do it and keep a creepy smile on your face the whole time! www.educecommunications.com
11. Fright Act and be terrified on stage! That way the audience will copy you and feel fearful too! www.educecommunications.com
12. It! Never prepare your presentation in advance, Just wing it! www.educecommunications.com
13. Loner! Be a Loner and do not seek any help from Professional Presentation Skills Coach! www.educecommunications.com
Remember, keep spooking your audience and do not seek any help from the Business and Sales Presentation Skills Coach.. Natasha Arvinte-Hickey

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13 Ways to Spook Your Audience

  • 2. 1. Hell • Make sure to have LOTS of text on your slides, in different fonts, colors and sizes! • About 99.9999% of content should be stats and heavy data! • Don’t use any pictures either, only plain boring text!!! www.educecommunications.com
  • 3. 2. Costume Your costume must be Super uncomfortable, and the most inappropriate for the audience and the for subject matter of your presentation! www.educecommunications.com
  • 4. 3. Breather Your breathing should be very heavy and loud, or short and fast, like running a marathon www.educecommunications.com
  • 5. 4. Man Use LOTS of unnecessary Props and hide behind them! www.educecommunications.com
  • 6. 5. Clown Try HARD to be FUNNY! Say joke after joke and if your audience doesn’t laugh, laugh out loud yourself! www.educecommunications.com
  • 7. 6. Baller Don’t change your leering gaze from one person to another in your audience, just find ONE victim and stare at them for the entire presentation! www.educecommunications.com
  • 8. 7. Movements Walk about on the stage without any purpose! More random and distracting the movements, the better! www.educecommunications.com
  • 9. 8. Skeleton Be as stiff as possible when speaking! If you’re not a Zombie mover, stand still and stiff! www.educecommunications.com
  • 10. 9. Hands Under no circumstance use your hands! Just clasp them tightly together behind your back or frontal “fig leaf” area! www.educecommunications.com
  • 11. 10. Head To smile when presenting in public is good, but don’t over- do it and keep a creepy smile on your face the whole time! www.educecommunications.com
  • 12. 11. Fright Act and be terrified on stage! That way the audience will copy you and feel fearful too! www.educecommunications.com
  • 13. 12. It! Never prepare your presentation in advance, Just wing it! www.educecommunications.com
  • 14. 13. Loner! Be a Loner and do not seek any help from Professional Presentation Skills Coach! www.educecommunications.com
  • 15. Remember, keep spooking your audience and do not seek any help from the Business and Sales Presentation Skills Coach.. Natasha Arvinte-Hickey