2 2 loghting humor
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A light bulb saw a woman checking her phone on the subway who lived in the same apartment building. The light bulb noticed the woman occasionally and hoped it brightened her day, though it thought the woman may see it as just a regular light bulb. The light bulb wanted a long term relationship with the woman and could last for decades, over 22 years. When the woman was at the hardware store, the light bulb felt a connection when the woman looked at it but she ultimately chose another light that would burn out quickly. The light bulb hopes to see the woman again soon when the other light proves inadequate.
2 2 loghting humor
- 1. You were checking your cell phone on the A around 10 a.m. You glanced down at me, and I glanced up at you. We're in the same apartment building a lot, but I'm pretty sure you never notice me, except for the occasional "turn-on." I'm pretty sure I brighten your day, but you might think I'm just a regular ol' incandescent. I'm far from basic and down for a long-term relationship. What I'm saying is I could last decades. 22+ years to be exact. You left me in the lighting aisle at Home Depot It seemed like we had a real connection when you checked me out at The Home Depot. You looked me up and down for a while before you tossed me aside, grabbing some other guy who is a definite burnout. I think you deserve better than that. You even used recycled grocery bags! Your shoes were made of vegan leather! My heart was a'flutter. I expect I'll see you back here soon when the guy you took home ends up being a dud