2. d football
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The document outlines different national soccer/football plans humorously. The English plan notes the striker's position may vary depending on wind. The German plan is described as radical, efficient and unstoppable, with balls reaching 297 km/h. The Italian plan focuses on an iron defense, small ideas in midfield, and passing to the striker, possibly ending in a penalty. The Brazilian plan needs no comments. The Swiss plan notes they can lose the game by themselves with no help needed. The French plan tries all possible hypotheses but forgets the goal. The Indonesian plan notes the red dot is not the ball but the referee.
2. d football
- 1. The English Plan Depending on the wind, the striker’s position may vary…
- 2. The German Plan Radical, efficient, unstoppable… (ball’s speed may reach 297 km/h)
- 3. The Italian Plan Iron defense, small ideas in midfield, passes to striker..and…Penalty
- 4. The Brasilian Plan … no comments!
- 5. The Swiss Plan They manage to lose the game by themselves, no help needed.
- 6. The French Plan In their plan, they try all possible hypotesis. Shit! They forgot the goal
- 7. The Indonesian Plan Note: the red dot is not the ball, it’s the referee.