20 Inspirational, Learning & Funny Retirement Quotes
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The document provides 20 quotes related to retirement that are meant to be both inspirational and funny. Some of the quotes discuss enjoying retirement through activities like golf, having something to retire to rather than simply retiring from work, and using experience gained over a career rather than retiring it. Other quotes touch on ensuring adequate savings to fund a long retirement, treating retirement as the beginning of life rather than the end, and the idea that retirement itself is the best gift rather than any physical reward like a gold watch. The document concludes by advertising a retirement planning website where users can get free 401k advice.
20 Inspirational, Learning & Funny Retirement Quotes
- 1. 20 inspirational, Funny & Learning Retirement Quotes A Presentation of Dear 401k J where Retirement planning help is only a few clicks away.
- 2. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away! Workplace graffiti
- 3. Your best retirement plan for retiring happy and prosperous don't be a burden on others. Ernie Zelinski
- 4. The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. Abe Lemons
- 5. Retire from Work, but not Life. M.K. Soni
- 6. The concept of freedom is never truly realized until one settles into retirement mode. A. Major
- 7. Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. Jonathan Clements
- 8. Retirement is the beginning of life, not the end. how to retire happy, wild and free
- 9. Retirement itself is the best gift. No gold watch could ever top it. Abigail Charleson
- 10. Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to. Harry Emerson Fosdick
- 11. I'm retired goodbye tension, hello pension! Unknown
- 12. I've been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They're called naps. Harry Emerson Fosdick
- 13. The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income. George Foreman
- 14. To enjoy a long, comfortable retirement, save more today. Suze Orman
- 15. I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing. Dick Van Dyke
- 16. Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Bernard Baruch
- 17. First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. Branch Rickey
- 18. Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did. Malcolm Forbes
- 19. Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home forever." Gene Perret
- 20. A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job. Ella Harris
- 21. Life begins at retirement. Unknown
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