Altme. The new/old online profile.
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Project for Stanford's Technology Entrepreneurship Venture Lab 2012, consistent of presenting an idea* created by another team. *The idea was conceived as a "Worst Idea", on purpose.
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ILLUSTRATED WEEKLY NEWSPAPER
Est. 2012 Sunday, April 21st , 2012 Price 6$
ALTME
THE NEW CONCEPT OF WEB
PROFILE
Because Twitter is too LinkedIn works
Facebook is way massified and fine, but I dont
too mainstream. superficial. have a decent
Blah, blah, blah, bleh , How the hell am I
supposed to post all of
resume.
bleh, irrelevant discourse
Well, Ive worked in
about why Facebook is, oh my super-deep feelings
my uncles bar for a
so old and deceiving, blah in just 160 characters?
couple of summers, but I
blah, Farmville, blah, Thats just too short for
dont know how to turn
blah, inconceivable lack of all I have to exp[...]
my amazing beer
decency, blah, blah, no http://bull.sh/it19563
serving skills into
dislike button, blah, blah,
something valuable for a
blah.
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Altme. The new/old online profile.
- 1. Member of the Asscoiated Press . Aenean commodo ligula eget dolor. Aenean. Aenean commodo ligula eget dolor. Aenhswse. Cejhciebce fcdcdcd. ILLUSTRATED WEEKLY NEWSPAPER Est. 2012 Sunday, April 21st , 2012 Price 6$ ALTME THE NEW CONCEPT OF WEB PROFILE Because Twitter is too LinkedIn works Facebook is way massified and fine, but I dont too mainstream. superficial. have a decent Blah, blah, blah, bleh , How the hell am I supposed to post all of resume. bleh, irrelevant discourse Well, Ive worked in about why Facebook is, oh my super-deep feelings my uncles bar for a so old and deceiving, blah in just 160 characters? couple of summers, but I blah, Farmville, blah, Thats just too short for dont know how to turn blah, inconceivable lack of all I have to exp[...] my amazing beer decency, blah, blah, no http://bull.sh/it19563 serving skills into dislike button, blah, blah, something valuable for a blah. potential employer.
- 2. Set up a(nother) personal profile on the web, with the good old taste of the past! The latest trend in online profiles: Old is the new new! - Ye Olde Telegraph- Perfect to surprise all of your hipster friends, and keep them jealous about your extravagant innovations! -The Ancient Courier- bercool! ALTME - Die Uralte Zeitung-
- 3. 1. Write your ideas and publish them your grannys way Dear public diary: Mood: apathetic. I cant stop wondering why that girl at the art performance the other day didnt ring me yet. ALTME
- 4. Post your pictures with one of the filter Western Saloon, Interwar Period, Soviet, nd many more! ALTME
- 5. 4. Edit your profile and st it to your regular social networks! Dear public diary: Mood: apathetic. I cant stop wondering why that girl at the art performance the other day didnt ring me yet. Lorem ipsum aliquet nec, vulputate Dolor sit amet, Curabitur ullamcorper dolor sit amet, eget, arcu. Etiam consectetuer ultricies nisi. Nam eget ultricies nisi vel augue. dui. Etiam rhoncus. consectetuer Curabitur ullamcorper adipiscing elit. Donec vitae sapien ut ultricies nisi. Nam eget Aenean commodo ligula libero venenatis adipiscing elit. dui. Etiam rhoncus. eget dolor. faucibus.
- 6. 5. Enjoy your increased coolness!