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This document appears to contain a collection of jokes, riddles and wordplay in Hindi. It includes nonsensical math equations, puns based on similar-sounding words, and plays on words or phrases. The "answers" provided attempt to solve or explain the jokes, often through more wordplay or nonsensical responses.

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Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banataKalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai?hain.Uska Naam kya hai? Adidas.Adidas.
Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.Ab thoda maths ho jaaye. According to new researchAccording to new research,, 3 +3 = 83 +3 = 8 Kaise...............socho sochoKaise...............socho socho Very simple ...... .Very simple ...... . .... Galti se !!!!.... Galti se !!!!
In a pond there are 10 fish, one ofIn a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, andthem dies, and the water level of the pondthe water level of the pond increases. How?increases. How? .................................. A - The other 9 fish are cryingA - The other 9 fish are crying
Two hairs on a bald man's head fallTwo hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and wantin love with each other and want to get married, but cannot.Why?to get married, but cannot.Why? Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" isBecause under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.illegal.
One day a man is sitting in theOne day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a sparrow'jungle under a tree and a sparrow' sitssits on his shoulder, and the man dies.on his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ?Why ? Ans. Because sparrow' was the name of anAns. Because sparrow' was the name of an elephant.elephant.
10 Ants are walking on a road. 910 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ?are black. 1 is white. Why ? One of them is a widowOne of them is a widow
What are the three versions ofWhat are the three versions of JAVA software?JAVA software? 1.) Mar JAVA1.) Mar JAVA 2.) Mit JAVA2.) Mit JAVA 3.) Kar JAVA3.) Kar JAVA
Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle toSrinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it toKumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag.Sehwag. Why ?Why ? Because Sehwag is the Opener.Because Sehwag is the Opener.
Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT.Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise getsHare gets 95% and Tortoise gets 84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How?Hare does not. How? Sports QuotaSports Quota
Once an Auto rickshaw driver goesOnce an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police doesinto NO ENTRY. The Police does not catch him. Why?not catch him. Why? Ans. Because he was walking.Ans. Because he was walking.
What wud u call a Gal whoWhat wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?never laughs....? Hasi na.Hasi na.
What wud u call a Gal whoWhat wud u call a Gal who always pushes her father ....?always pushes her father ....? Push pa.Push pa.
Once a cockroach was singing aOnce a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA SUROORsong TERA TERA TERA SUROOR while he was walking on thewhile he was walking on the road. But all of a sudden he died.road. But all of a sudden he died. Why?Why? B'coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!!B'coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!!
Shahrukh khan ka plural?Shahrukh khan ka plural? ICICI BankICICI Bank Why?Why? Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa!Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa! ICICI says - Hum hain naa!ICICI says - Hum hain naa!
What will you call a person whoWhat will you call a person who is departing from India?is departing from India? Hindustan LeverHindustan Lever
Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain,Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par DhadkanMann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?main nahi? Aamir KhanAamir Khan
Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehtaEk Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega?hain, toh uska naam kya rahega? Jal-andar SinghJal-andar Singh
Abhi agar woh paani ke baharAbhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye ,toh uska naam kyaaa jaaye ,toh uska naam kya hoga?hoga? soch maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baadsoch maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baad naam kaise change hoga!naam kaise change hoga!
What is the Center of Gravity?What is the Center of Gravity? its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.

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  • 2. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banataKalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai?hain.Uska Naam kya hai? Adidas.Adidas.
  • 3. Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.Ab thoda maths ho jaaye. According to new researchAccording to new research,, 3 +3 = 83 +3 = 8 Kaise...............socho sochoKaise...............socho socho Very simple ...... .Very simple ...... . .... Galti se !!!!.... Galti se !!!!
  • 4. In a pond there are 10 fish, one ofIn a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, andthem dies, and the water level of the pondthe water level of the pond increases. How?increases. How? .................................. A - The other 9 fish are cryingA - The other 9 fish are crying
  • 5. Two hairs on a bald man's head fallTwo hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and wantin love with each other and want to get married, but cannot.Why?to get married, but cannot.Why? Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" isBecause under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.illegal.
  • 6. One day a man is sitting in theOne day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a sparrow'jungle under a tree and a sparrow' sitssits on his shoulder, and the man dies.on his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ?Why ? Ans. Because sparrow' was the name of anAns. Because sparrow' was the name of an elephant.elephant.
  • 7. 10 Ants are walking on a road. 910 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ?are black. 1 is white. Why ? One of them is a widowOne of them is a widow
  • 8. What are the three versions ofWhat are the three versions of JAVA software?JAVA software? 1.) Mar JAVA1.) Mar JAVA 2.) Mit JAVA2.) Mit JAVA 3.) Kar JAVA3.) Kar JAVA
  • 9. Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle toSrinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it toKumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag.Sehwag. Why ?Why ? Because Sehwag is the Opener.Because Sehwag is the Opener.
  • 10. Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT.Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise getsHare gets 95% and Tortoise gets 84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How?Hare does not. How? Sports QuotaSports Quota
  • 11. Once an Auto rickshaw driver goesOnce an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police doesinto NO ENTRY. The Police does not catch him. Why?not catch him. Why? Ans. Because he was walking.Ans. Because he was walking.
  • 12. What wud u call a Gal whoWhat wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?never laughs....? Hasi na.Hasi na.
  • 13. What wud u call a Gal whoWhat wud u call a Gal who always pushes her father ....?always pushes her father ....? Push pa.Push pa.
  • 14. Once a cockroach was singing aOnce a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA SUROORsong TERA TERA TERA SUROOR while he was walking on thewhile he was walking on the road. But all of a sudden he died.road. But all of a sudden he died. Why?Why? B'coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!!B'coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!!
  • 15. Shahrukh khan ka plural?Shahrukh khan ka plural? ICICI BankICICI Bank Why?Why? Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa!Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa! ICICI says - Hum hain naa!ICICI says - Hum hain naa!
  • 16. What will you call a person whoWhat will you call a person who is departing from India?is departing from India? Hindustan LeverHindustan Lever
  • 17. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain,Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par DhadkanMann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?main nahi? Aamir KhanAamir Khan
  • 18. Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehtaEk Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega?hain, toh uska naam kya rahega? Jal-andar SinghJal-andar Singh
  • 19. Abhi agar woh paani ke baharAbhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye ,toh uska naam kyaaa jaaye ,toh uska naam kya hoga?hoga? soch maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baadsoch maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baad naam kaise change hoga!naam kaise change hoga!
  • 20. What is the Center of Gravity?What is the Center of Gravity? its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.