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Birchills Telecom Book of Business Communications

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Publish for Free It seemed time that some one looked at the wonderful world of business communication with a twinkle in their eye. After a brief visit to the ophthalmologist - this picture book for grown up's was born.

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The Birchills Telecom Book Of Business Communications
Welcome Communication in business is essential. Ensuring that your message is heard and understood by people is a vital skill. It is unfortunate then, that this book will not help you at all in that endeavour. What it may do is to keep you amused as you ponder which VoIP system is the best for your business. I always value feedback, preferably constructive so Id love to hear from you. David.Hill@Birchills.net is my address. And if youd like high res versions of any of the pages Ill be happy to oblige. Meanwhile I hope you enjoy the pictures ! David Hill Chairman Birchills Telecom Aldridge 2017
Joseph, Val and Judy feel it is important that the team in London can share in the success. So they send them a photo.
Kate knows that in business you should communicate a LOT. There is the phone, email, instant chat, conferencing and even talking. Lots of opportunities to blame others.
Roland hears - Your call is important to us. Its so important that we are putting you in a queue before cutting you off.
Mitch is pleased to learn about the Nigerian prince who has just died and left him $22m in a Swiss bank account. All he has to do is to send $1,000 to unlock the deposit. It can be in his bank account tomorrow.
Simon says, Auto responding to email is great mine says, I am on pregnancy leave until 2020.
Ruth has bought into 21st century communication. She can pick up her email wherever she is It helps prevent boredom when she is driving.
Melanie has been logged out by a Windows update, just after she had spent 2 hours typing an email, but just before she saved it.
Paula knows that negotiation is all about calm rational discussion, a meeting of minds, and win win situations.
Emma believes in 101% effort, over communication, and total commitment in dealing with customers for other people.
Emma sometimes forgets that her customers arent in the same room The cleaners want more money to clean lipstick off her screen.
Gemma asks her daughter, Just what is your problem with answering all of my business emails?
David confirms that the outrageous bribe requested is perfectly acceptable in view of the size of arms shipment being made.
George realises that complex protocols have to be undertaken before an employee can be dismissed.
Adolf always tries to choose appropriate gifts for his colleagues
Hans knew that inventing data made it much more compelling than bothering about reality and it was so much easier.
Paul misunderstood when his business consultant said he needed an online presence.
Freda learns that, Have a fag. doesnt mean the same to an American.
Sandra knows that it is important to keep up to speed with what management is trying to hide.
Anastasia is caught cooking the books!
Claire didnt comprehend when she was told to brush up her IT skills.
Thelma is astonished to learn about the amount of money she is going to get in compensation for the whiplash injury she never had, in the accident that never happened.
Simon thinks that everyone in his carriage should know that: he is on a train he will be late he is very, very important
Arthur is beginning to think the jokes he made about ISIS, suicide bombers and anthrax, probably werent that funny.
Fred discovers the answer to life, the universe and everything.
Jennifer misunderstands the new company green policy.
Paula concludes that negotiations can be a little tricky under some circumstances.
Simone finds out that Durex doesnt have the same meaning in Australia. .
Birchills Telecom Ltd 200 Rookery Lane Walsall WS9 8NP Tel 01922 21 33 33 Email Support @Birchills .net Web www.Birchills.net

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Birchills Telecom Book of Business Communications

  • 1. The Birchills Telecom Book Of Business Communications
  • 2. Welcome Communication in business is essential. Ensuring that your message is heard and understood by people is a vital skill. It is unfortunate then, that this book will not help you at all in that endeavour. What it may do is to keep you amused as you ponder which VoIP system is the best for your business. I always value feedback, preferably constructive so Id love to hear from you. David.Hill@Birchills.net is my address. And if youd like high res versions of any of the pages Ill be happy to oblige. Meanwhile I hope you enjoy the pictures ! David Hill Chairman Birchills Telecom Aldridge 2017
  • 3. Joseph, Val and Judy feel it is important that the team in London can share in the success. So they send them a photo.
  • 4. Kate knows that in business you should communicate a LOT. There is the phone, email, instant chat, conferencing and even talking. Lots of opportunities to blame others.
  • 5. Roland hears - Your call is important to us. Its so important that we are putting you in a queue before cutting you off.
  • 6. Mitch is pleased to learn about the Nigerian prince who has just died and left him $22m in a Swiss bank account. All he has to do is to send $1,000 to unlock the deposit. It can be in his bank account tomorrow.
  • 7. Simon says, Auto responding to email is great mine says, I am on pregnancy leave until 2020.
  • 8. Ruth has bought into 21st century communication. She can pick up her email wherever she is It helps prevent boredom when she is driving.
  • 9. Melanie has been logged out by a Windows update, just after she had spent 2 hours typing an email, but just before she saved it.
  • 10. Paula knows that negotiation is all about calm rational discussion, a meeting of minds, and win win situations.
  • 11. Emma believes in 101% effort, over communication, and total commitment in dealing with customers for other people.
  • 12. Emma sometimes forgets that her customers arent in the same room The cleaners want more money to clean lipstick off her screen.
  • 13. Gemma asks her daughter, Just what is your problem with answering all of my business emails?
  • 14. David confirms that the outrageous bribe requested is perfectly acceptable in view of the size of arms shipment being made.
  • 15. George realises that complex protocols have to be undertaken before an employee can be dismissed.
  • 16. Adolf always tries to choose appropriate gifts for his colleagues
  • 17. Hans knew that inventing data made it much more compelling than bothering about reality and it was so much easier.
  • 18. Paul misunderstood when his business consultant said he needed an online presence.
  • 19. Freda learns that, Have a fag. doesnt mean the same to an American.
  • 20. Sandra knows that it is important to keep up to speed with what management is trying to hide.
  • 21. Anastasia is caught cooking the books!
  • 22. Claire didnt comprehend when she was told to brush up her IT skills.
  • 23. Thelma is astonished to learn about the amount of money she is going to get in compensation for the whiplash injury she never had, in the accident that never happened.
  • 24. Simon thinks that everyone in his carriage should know that: he is on a train he will be late he is very, very important
  • 25. Arthur is beginning to think the jokes he made about ISIS, suicide bombers and anthrax, probably werent that funny.
  • 26. Fred discovers the answer to life, the universe and everything.
  • 27. Jennifer misunderstands the new company green policy.
  • 28. Paula concludes that negotiations can be a little tricky under some circumstances.
  • 29. Simone finds out that Durex doesnt have the same meaning in Australia. .
  • 30. Birchills Telecom Ltd 200 Rookery Lane Walsall WS9 8NP Tel 01922 21 33 33 Email Support @Birchills .net Web www.Birchills.net