Blonde In Traffic Joke
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A driver did not stop at a stop sign and was pulled over by a police officer. When asked for her license, the driver had trouble finding it in her large handbag and asked the officer what a license looks like. After being reminded that a license is rectangular with a photo, the driver found hers and provided it to the officer, who then let her proceed with an apology since the driver did not realize the officer was also a woman police officer.
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Blonde In Traffic Joke
- 1. A Blond in Traffic
- 2. You did not stop at the stop sign. May I see your licence.
- 3. Can you hold on for a second until I find it in my handbag . What does it look like ?
- 4. Rectangular in shape ... And it has your picture on it ...
- 5. ?
- 6. This is it !!!
- 8. ?
- 9. You can proceed ... My apologies. I did not realise that you were a policewoman too .