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This document provides 100 suggestions for how to stop drinking and be able to sleep at night. Some of the suggestions include studying to get a degree, becoming Muslim since Islam forbids alcohol, moving to a place where alcohol is less accessible like Abu Dhabi, exercising until exhaustion, drinking a lot of water before bed, and various other techniques to avoid drinking and promote sleep.

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BRAIN STORM TEAM BURTON 1.To study a degree in orderto stop goingout. As a resultyouwill drink less. 2.To getpregnant. Alcohol isforbiden. 3.To becomemuslim. Ala doesntallowsyouto drink. 4.To pukeeverytimeyou drink. Itisnotveryeffective, but itcould be helpful. 5.Jump and swet. Ifyou are luckyyouwill be notdrunk at theend of thenight and youwill be abletosleep. 6.Find a toughjob. At theend of thrdayyouwill be tired and thelastthingyouwouldliketo do istogetdrunk. 7.Drink a lot of waterbeforegoingbed. 8.To become a elite olympicatlethe. They shoulndt drink. 9.Move to Abu Dabi. Alcohol isveryexpensive and notthateasytobuy. 10.Move toRussia. Youwon'tsleepbecause of thetemperature. In factyouwillneedsomeVozkatosleep. 11.To become a rockstar. They knowthesecrettosleepundertheeffects of the alcohol. 12.If you are under 21 moveto USA. Ifyouturnto 22 thissolutionisnoteffectiveany more. 13.To have a lot of babies. Youwonthaveenough time to drink, but probablyyouwontsleepneither. 14. To be theowner of a bar. Whilethepeopleisdrinking, youwill be working. 15. Turninto a vampire. Youwon't drink alcohol, youwill be onlyinteresed in blood. 16. Don't stop theparty. Ifyoupartyallthe time youwontsleep. 17. Move tothejungle. Thereisnot alcohol, cars, phones... 18. Eat chocolate instead of drinking. Youwill be fat, but with a lot of energy. 19. Tolive in a farm. Thereason of yourinsomniawill be thenoisyanimals. 20. JointoLab Venture. Youwon'thave time tosleep. 21.Weedremedy 22.Take a pot of sleeping pills 23.Handcuff yourself 24.One drink less, Twodrinksless 25. do some sport
26. buyan anchor dropitnearyourbed 27.contractHerculestokeepthewalls in their place 28.Callyourmothertostraightenthecovers of yourbed and make imposible anytipe of movements 29.arrive home with a girl and try themechanicbull ( simulando que se montan en el toro con planos medios sin que se vea la parte de abajo) 30.Justenjoyyourrollercoaster 31. Use your levitation toreachthe Nirvana 32. Do thingsthatyouwouldhaveto do thenextday (el nota haciendo trabajos en el ordenata super pencos y qued叩ndose dormido cocinando, cosicas as鱈) 33.discoveryourartistside 34.Phone a specialist, David Haselhoffwillhelpyou 35.Write a diarywithyourfeelings and readitthenextmorning 36. Film youlikethe video David afterDentist 37.Ifyoucan卒tsleep continueyourparty at home!!! 38.eat, eat, eat, burst! 39.Sleep in thebath, Ifyouwannabring up youwill use thetoilet. Ifyou are reallydrunk, youwill open theshower 40.Paulovexperiment 41.Drinking to lose consciousness and sleep in the hospital 42. A friendtowatchyouonly drink 4 or 5 cups 43. Makehouseworkuntilyousober up 44.Drawcartooncharactersontheceiling and wallstodistractyourmind 45.Go footing untilyouthrow up and feelbetter 46. Hire a butlertotellyou a story 47. Take a showerwithcoldwater 48. Having a secondjob "Superherodrunk" 49. Do difficult sudokus, makethemovement of yourroombecomeanything 50. Sleeping with a bucketnexttothebed 51. Awakeningthedog and walkit 52. Sleeping in a place so smallthatnothing can move (a closet) 53. Having a puzzle 10000 piecespreparedfortheseoccasions
54. Shore up thewalls, ceiling and anchor thebed 55.PlayingParcheesiwithyourgrandmothersureisawake 56. Getintothebed of yourparentswhenyouwerelittle, becausethereisnothing scaresyou 57. Makeaninventory of cutlery, plates and cups 58. Hiring a prostitute 59.Drink thesame but less 60. Hire a friendto hit me whenever i drink. 61. Makeanarrangement in thegrouptospitintoourdrinks. 62. Makeourdrinksfalldown accidentally. 63. Lockmyselfduringtheweekend and swallowthekey. 64. Have a powerfull sleeping pill. 65. Listen to a storyby Abe Simpson. 66.Stroke onmy head and sleep. 67. Listen torelaxingmusic and soundsfromnature in Youtube. 68. Going back home running. 69. Watch a teleshoppingchannel. 70. Eat a lotbeforegoingtobed. 71. You can continuepartyuntilyourbodysaysenough. 72. Ifyou drink a drink mixedwithRedbull, youwillgetanelectric shock with a taser. 73. One of uscan卒t drink everypartynight and makestherestsleepwithchloroform. 74. Spend a daywithout sleeping beforethepartyday. 75. Watch a silent film 76. Hire a hugeguytotellyou Are yousure? WhenyouaskforanotherRedbull. 77. Practise sex to relax and then be abletosleepornot 78. Listen toclasicalmusic. 79. Have a glass of milkwithhoney. 80. Watch a video whereyourmothertellsyou come on, get up nowinmmediatelly! 81. Listen toyourgirlfriendtalkingaboutourfuturewedding. 82. Take your cowboy pijama and get ready to The Ride. Your life is on it! You always must got your stylized hat and no common sense.
83. Do you prefer to be a matador? Have you born to this? Come on and demostrate that youre a really bullfighter! 84. If youre one of those that love animals like PETA and Greenpeace andYeah, you know what I mean-, you can explain your bed-bull that you only wanted to sleep a few hours and if it doesnt care to leave you fulfill your wishes. Try it man Its a bed! 85. Have you think to move like your matress? If it counter its movements effects youre a lucky guy! 86. If you had a water matress, you could cut it and proove to get a relaxing bath, dont you think? Maybe it makes you have wet dreams 87. It is obviously, if you havent got walls, you have no preocupations. Ooooh pure air 88. The Korsakoff Method: dont go sleep! Get a little drunker with beer, beer, gin, whisky, beer, gin, rum, beer Not vodka, are youcrazy? 89. Paint the walls of the room, be creative and take advantage of the circular motion you see when you're drunk: and you will see an animated film! 90. Hire a mad scientist that researches the formula giving the spirits that leave no hangover! Be very careful and pay attention to their delusions of grandeur, these people tend to want to dominate the world. 91. If you drink with water, you will hydrate yourself at the same time youre drinking alcohol! Also, refreshments are for children. 92.The Horror Film: edit a video by disgusting videos to create the Great Filth of Videos. You will vomit and shock will make you fall into a deep sleep. 93. Request an anesthetist by catalog, they are at all shapes and colors, catch them all! If you prefer, also available the female version. 94. You must walk one hundred steps, spin yourself three times, walk with a limp along five meters, shout suuuuuuuuuuuuuugar and drink an banana and egg milkshake, without milk. 95.Cover the walls of your room with foam, if dropped, at least you will not break any bone.
96. Have you think in a poltergeist? You should call an expert. Fuck, yes, an exorcist or ghostbusters who fights against the evil in your room. Ghostbusters! Tanana nana nana, tana nana nana 97. Check that it is happening at the other rooms... of your apartment building! It doesnt matter what time is it or when your tiresome neighbor will wake up, go inside and study it. It can be a structural problem. But you have to test the beds! 98. Theres an earthquake reaching 8.3 Richters magnitude, you arent cause you havent drunk anything, oh God!... So call your loved ones and run to take cover under your bed. You must save your life! 99. The Battering Ram Method: Go hit your head against the wall until youll faint. Maybe youll bleed but it is an efective method. 100. An atomic bomb have just exploited, so arm yourself with anything and get ready, because you wont be alone, theres a Zombie Apocalypse! Theres no time to sleep...

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  • 1. BRAIN STORM TEAM BURTON 1.To study a degree in orderto stop goingout. As a resultyouwill drink less. 2.To getpregnant. Alcohol isforbiden. 3.To becomemuslim. Ala doesntallowsyouto drink. 4.To pukeeverytimeyou drink. Itisnotveryeffective, but itcould be helpful. 5.Jump and swet. Ifyou are luckyyouwill be notdrunk at theend of thenight and youwill be abletosleep. 6.Find a toughjob. At theend of thrdayyouwill be tired and thelastthingyouwouldliketo do istogetdrunk. 7.Drink a lot of waterbeforegoingbed. 8.To become a elite olympicatlethe. They shoulndt drink. 9.Move to Abu Dabi. Alcohol isveryexpensive and notthateasytobuy. 10.Move toRussia. Youwon'tsleepbecause of thetemperature. In factyouwillneedsomeVozkatosleep. 11.To become a rockstar. They knowthesecrettosleepundertheeffects of the alcohol. 12.If you are under 21 moveto USA. Ifyouturnto 22 thissolutionisnoteffectiveany more. 13.To have a lot of babies. Youwonthaveenough time to drink, but probablyyouwontsleepneither. 14. To be theowner of a bar. Whilethepeopleisdrinking, youwill be working. 15. Turninto a vampire. Youwon't drink alcohol, youwill be onlyinteresed in blood. 16. Don't stop theparty. Ifyoupartyallthe time youwontsleep. 17. Move tothejungle. Thereisnot alcohol, cars, phones... 18. Eat chocolate instead of drinking. Youwill be fat, but with a lot of energy. 19. Tolive in a farm. Thereason of yourinsomniawill be thenoisyanimals. 20. JointoLab Venture. Youwon'thave time tosleep. 21.Weedremedy 22.Take a pot of sleeping pills 23.Handcuff yourself 24.One drink less, Twodrinksless 25. do some sport
  • 2. 26. buyan anchor dropitnearyourbed 27.contractHerculestokeepthewalls in their place 28.Callyourmothertostraightenthecovers of yourbed and make imposible anytipe of movements 29.arrive home with a girl and try themechanicbull ( simulando que se montan en el toro con planos medios sin que se vea la parte de abajo) 30.Justenjoyyourrollercoaster 31. Use your levitation toreachthe Nirvana 32. Do thingsthatyouwouldhaveto do thenextday (el nota haciendo trabajos en el ordenata super pencos y qued叩ndose dormido cocinando, cosicas as鱈) 33.discoveryourartistside 34.Phone a specialist, David Haselhoffwillhelpyou 35.Write a diarywithyourfeelings and readitthenextmorning 36. Film youlikethe video David afterDentist 37.Ifyoucan卒tsleep continueyourparty at home!!! 38.eat, eat, eat, burst! 39.Sleep in thebath, Ifyouwannabring up youwill use thetoilet. Ifyou are reallydrunk, youwill open theshower 40.Paulovexperiment 41.Drinking to lose consciousness and sleep in the hospital 42. A friendtowatchyouonly drink 4 or 5 cups 43. Makehouseworkuntilyousober up 44.Drawcartooncharactersontheceiling and wallstodistractyourmind 45.Go footing untilyouthrow up and feelbetter 46. Hire a butlertotellyou a story 47. Take a showerwithcoldwater 48. Having a secondjob "Superherodrunk" 49. Do difficult sudokus, makethemovement of yourroombecomeanything 50. Sleeping with a bucketnexttothebed 51. Awakeningthedog and walkit 52. Sleeping in a place so smallthatnothing can move (a closet) 53. Having a puzzle 10000 piecespreparedfortheseoccasions
  • 3. 54. Shore up thewalls, ceiling and anchor thebed 55.PlayingParcheesiwithyourgrandmothersureisawake 56. Getintothebed of yourparentswhenyouwerelittle, becausethereisnothing scaresyou 57. Makeaninventory of cutlery, plates and cups 58. Hiring a prostitute 59.Drink thesame but less 60. Hire a friendto hit me whenever i drink. 61. Makeanarrangement in thegrouptospitintoourdrinks. 62. Makeourdrinksfalldown accidentally. 63. Lockmyselfduringtheweekend and swallowthekey. 64. Have a powerfull sleeping pill. 65. Listen to a storyby Abe Simpson. 66.Stroke onmy head and sleep. 67. Listen torelaxingmusic and soundsfromnature in Youtube. 68. Going back home running. 69. Watch a teleshoppingchannel. 70. Eat a lotbeforegoingtobed. 71. You can continuepartyuntilyourbodysaysenough. 72. Ifyou drink a drink mixedwithRedbull, youwillgetanelectric shock with a taser. 73. One of uscan卒t drink everypartynight and makestherestsleepwithchloroform. 74. Spend a daywithout sleeping beforethepartyday. 75. Watch a silent film 76. Hire a hugeguytotellyou Are yousure? WhenyouaskforanotherRedbull. 77. Practise sex to relax and then be abletosleepornot 78. Listen toclasicalmusic. 79. Have a glass of milkwithhoney. 80. Watch a video whereyourmothertellsyou come on, get up nowinmmediatelly! 81. Listen toyourgirlfriendtalkingaboutourfuturewedding. 82. Take your cowboy pijama and get ready to The Ride. Your life is on it! You always must got your stylized hat and no common sense.
  • 4. 83. Do you prefer to be a matador? Have you born to this? Come on and demostrate that youre a really bullfighter! 84. If youre one of those that love animals like PETA and Greenpeace andYeah, you know what I mean-, you can explain your bed-bull that you only wanted to sleep a few hours and if it doesnt care to leave you fulfill your wishes. Try it man Its a bed! 85. Have you think to move like your matress? If it counter its movements effects youre a lucky guy! 86. If you had a water matress, you could cut it and proove to get a relaxing bath, dont you think? Maybe it makes you have wet dreams 87. It is obviously, if you havent got walls, you have no preocupations. Ooooh pure air 88. The Korsakoff Method: dont go sleep! Get a little drunker with beer, beer, gin, whisky, beer, gin, rum, beer Not vodka, are youcrazy? 89. Paint the walls of the room, be creative and take advantage of the circular motion you see when you're drunk: and you will see an animated film! 90. Hire a mad scientist that researches the formula giving the spirits that leave no hangover! Be very careful and pay attention to their delusions of grandeur, these people tend to want to dominate the world. 91. If you drink with water, you will hydrate yourself at the same time youre drinking alcohol! Also, refreshments are for children. 92.The Horror Film: edit a video by disgusting videos to create the Great Filth of Videos. You will vomit and shock will make you fall into a deep sleep. 93. Request an anesthetist by catalog, they are at all shapes and colors, catch them all! If you prefer, also available the female version. 94. You must walk one hundred steps, spin yourself three times, walk with a limp along five meters, shout suuuuuuuuuuuuuugar and drink an banana and egg milkshake, without milk. 95.Cover the walls of your room with foam, if dropped, at least you will not break any bone.
  • 5. 96. Have you think in a poltergeist? You should call an expert. Fuck, yes, an exorcist or ghostbusters who fights against the evil in your room. Ghostbusters! Tanana nana nana, tana nana nana 97. Check that it is happening at the other rooms... of your apartment building! It doesnt matter what time is it or when your tiresome neighbor will wake up, go inside and study it. It can be a structural problem. But you have to test the beds! 98. Theres an earthquake reaching 8.3 Richters magnitude, you arent cause you havent drunk anything, oh God!... So call your loved ones and run to take cover under your bed. You must save your life! 99. The Battering Ram Method: Go hit your head against the wall until youll faint. Maybe youll bleed but it is an efective method. 100. An atomic bomb have just exploited, so arm yourself with anything and get ready, because you wont be alone, theres a Zombie Apocalypse! Theres no time to sleep...