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"Save the Planet, Kill Yourself"
CHURCH OF EUTHANASIA
HISTORY
Chris Kordan
In his dream, confronted an alien intelligence known
as The Being who speaks for the inhabitants of
Earth in other dimensions. The Being warned that
our planet's ecosystem is failing, and that our
leaders deny this. The Being asked why our leaders lie
to us, and why so many of us believe these lies. Rev.
Korda awoke from the dream moaning the Church's
infamous slogan, Save the Planet - Kill Yourself.
Sometime in 1992
Suicide
-- Completely voluntary
Cannibalism
-- They are strictly vegetarian, but they support it for
those who must eat flesh
Sodomy
-- Any sexual act not intended for procreation
DO NOT PROCREATE.
Abortion
THE FOUR PILLARS
Chris Kordan is a cross-gendered techno musician and
software developer.
Mission Statement:
To slow the human population rate and restore the
balance between humans and the environment.
Lawsuit:
Because of their How to commit suicide video
FACTS
Various rallies having to do with population awareness
and abortion.
C. Korda makes appearance in Safe Sex Fashion Show.
The CoE successfully infiltrates the official Boston
First Night parade: props include a meat stick and
the Ark of Materialism.
Various propaganda, billboards and items for sale.
ACTIONS TAKEN
HOW TO KILL YOURSELF
The Church of Euthanasia's official
Recommended Method is helium
A tank of helium; helium is widely used to inflate balloons. If the tank
holds enough helium to inflate 600 ballons, you'll have more than enough:
that's 20 big breaths a minute, times 30 minutes.
A suitable valve; this should be obtained from the same source as the tank.
Be careful when opening this valve, as the gas is highly pressurized. Never
put your mouth directly on the output nozzle, or serious injury may occur.
An oxygen mask; this can be obtained from a medical supplier. Note that
the mask may be designed to mix the gas with air, in which case you must
modify it, so that it supplies 100% gas. This can usually be done with duct
tape.
A four foot length of rubber tubing; this may come with the mask,
otherwise try a hardware store. If the tank's nozzle and the mask inlet have
different diameters, try using several different diameters of tubing, each fit
within the other, and thoroughly sealed with duct tape.
WHAT YOULL NEED
1. If you're indoors, open all available windows.
2. Attach the valve to the tank, if it's not already attached.
3. Now attach one end of the tubing to the valve outlet, and the
other end to the mask.
4. Test your connections to make sure nothing leaks.
5. Recline or sit, in such a way that you can't fall over, for
example in bed or on a sofa, propped up with pillows.
6. Strap the mask onto your face, so that your mouth and nose
are covered.
INSTRUCTIONS
7. Turn on the valve, and breathe normally.
8. Your voice will become high-pitched almost immediately, and
in few minutes, you will lose consciousness.
9. Within fifteen minutes, you will be dead, due to
asphyxiation (suffocation: the condition of being deprived
of oxygen).
10. Make sure you will not be disturbed for at least thirty minutes,
just to be sure.
11. If you are discovered and revived, you may have permanent
brain damage.
CONTINUATION
It gives you ideas on how youd like to commit suicide, how youre
suppose to do it.
Criterias also show up like; Quick, Painless, Certain, Discreet,
Safe, Accessible and Tidy.
They give you options: Shooting, Hanging, Driving, Jumping,
Slashing, Drowning, Freezing, Overdosing, Nitrous Oxide (NO2),
Over Gas, Car Exhaust, Carbon Monoxide, Helium & the list goes
on.
Suicide meta-guide explains the pros and cons of each method and
lets you decide on your own with the given details.
SUICIDE META-GUIDE
Suicide is hard work, and should not be undertaken
lightly. It's easy to do it badly, or make rookie mistakes.
As with many things, the best results are achieved by
thorough research and careful preparation.
-- Church of Euthanasia (CoE)

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  • 1. "Save the Planet, Kill Yourself" CHURCH OF EUTHANASIA
  • 2. HISTORY Chris Kordan In his dream, confronted an alien intelligence known as The Being who speaks for the inhabitants of Earth in other dimensions. The Being warned that our planet's ecosystem is failing, and that our leaders deny this. The Being asked why our leaders lie to us, and why so many of us believe these lies. Rev. Korda awoke from the dream moaning the Church's infamous slogan, Save the Planet - Kill Yourself. Sometime in 1992
  • 3. Suicide -- Completely voluntary Cannibalism -- They are strictly vegetarian, but they support it for those who must eat flesh Sodomy -- Any sexual act not intended for procreation DO NOT PROCREATE. Abortion THE FOUR PILLARS
  • 4. Chris Kordan is a cross-gendered techno musician and software developer. Mission Statement: To slow the human population rate and restore the balance between humans and the environment. Lawsuit: Because of their How to commit suicide video FACTS
  • 5. Various rallies having to do with population awareness and abortion. C. Korda makes appearance in Safe Sex Fashion Show. The CoE successfully infiltrates the official Boston First Night parade: props include a meat stick and the Ark of Materialism. Various propaganda, billboards and items for sale. ACTIONS TAKEN
  • 6. HOW TO KILL YOURSELF The Church of Euthanasia's official Recommended Method is helium
  • 7. A tank of helium; helium is widely used to inflate balloons. If the tank holds enough helium to inflate 600 ballons, you'll have more than enough: that's 20 big breaths a minute, times 30 minutes. A suitable valve; this should be obtained from the same source as the tank. Be careful when opening this valve, as the gas is highly pressurized. Never put your mouth directly on the output nozzle, or serious injury may occur. An oxygen mask; this can be obtained from a medical supplier. Note that the mask may be designed to mix the gas with air, in which case you must modify it, so that it supplies 100% gas. This can usually be done with duct tape. A four foot length of rubber tubing; this may come with the mask, otherwise try a hardware store. If the tank's nozzle and the mask inlet have different diameters, try using several different diameters of tubing, each fit within the other, and thoroughly sealed with duct tape. WHAT YOULL NEED
  • 8. 1. If you're indoors, open all available windows. 2. Attach the valve to the tank, if it's not already attached. 3. Now attach one end of the tubing to the valve outlet, and the other end to the mask. 4. Test your connections to make sure nothing leaks. 5. Recline or sit, in such a way that you can't fall over, for example in bed or on a sofa, propped up with pillows. 6. Strap the mask onto your face, so that your mouth and nose are covered. INSTRUCTIONS
  • 9. 7. Turn on the valve, and breathe normally. 8. Your voice will become high-pitched almost immediately, and in few minutes, you will lose consciousness. 9. Within fifteen minutes, you will be dead, due to asphyxiation (suffocation: the condition of being deprived of oxygen). 10. Make sure you will not be disturbed for at least thirty minutes, just to be sure. 11. If you are discovered and revived, you may have permanent brain damage. CONTINUATION
  • 10. It gives you ideas on how youd like to commit suicide, how youre suppose to do it. Criterias also show up like; Quick, Painless, Certain, Discreet, Safe, Accessible and Tidy. They give you options: Shooting, Hanging, Driving, Jumping, Slashing, Drowning, Freezing, Overdosing, Nitrous Oxide (NO2), Over Gas, Car Exhaust, Carbon Monoxide, Helium & the list goes on. Suicide meta-guide explains the pros and cons of each method and lets you decide on your own with the given details. SUICIDE META-GUIDE
  • 11. Suicide is hard work, and should not be undertaken lightly. It's easy to do it badly, or make rookie mistakes. As with many things, the best results are achieved by thorough research and careful preparation. -- Church of Euthanasia (CoE)